January 2010
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Animal Collective
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thewass:
Okay, fellow Tumblrites,
i’d like to start listening to Animal Collective. They’ve got a number of albums… what would y’all recommend as either their best work, or the best place to start listening to them?
I have just their latest album and it’s one of the most annoying things I have in my library. It’s good for when you can throw the windows open, but it’s terrible...
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Murder By Death will be releasing their new album... →
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themattsmith:
sade:
mykicks:
How to Take Off Your Shirt Like a MAN: A Video Tutorial by MyKicks
I think everytime I do awkward things on my videos I’ve taken to making choking noises inadvertently, in reference to my video with my headgear.
Oh god why am I just seeing this now???
IMPORTANT VIDEO
I started out doing it the handicapped way. I ripped a couple of sleeves off that way, so...
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Animal Collective
thewass:
Okay, fellow Tumblrites,
i’d like to start listening to Animal Collective. They’ve got a number of albums… what would y’all recommend as either their best work, or the best place to start listening to them?
I have their last two albums. Loved Strawberry Jam, bored with Merriweather Post Pavillion.
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My mom’s stomach is really fat, so she wears really tall underwear.
– One of my second graders (via meghannjane)
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OMG JALEEL WHITE JUST TALKED TO ME!
Me: @Jaleel_White I read somewhere that you like to make ice cream. Is that/was that true?
Jaleel White: @littletinyfish Yeah, babe. When I was like 12 hahaha Thought i was gonna be a Black Ben&Jerry. Uh-gain... when i was 12 LOL.
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Yo MKE Raps!
hotmarcus:
I think I have what it takes to be a rapper in Milwaukee. Check out my flow:
Yo yo yo
I drink some beer then I eat some bacon
Then I drink some beer then I eat some cheese
Then I drink some beer then I eat more bacon
Then I drink some more beer and eat more cheese
Then I go to bed after I have a Tumblr meet up in my head.
That last rhyme goes out to Neil.
Any one have any...
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MackeyCare Begins
dihard:
Remember MackeyCare, Whole Foods CEO John Mackey’s steps to improve healthcare, which he outlined in a WSJ op ed last summer? Well now it’s taking shape, as the company introduces a new approach to encourage its 51,000 employees to lead healthy lifestyles.
Whole Foods will offer up to a 10% discount (on top of the 20% discount employees are already given at the market) to employees who
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I hope to hell that when I do die somebody has the sense to just dump me in the...
– J. D. Salinger (January 1, 1919 - January 27, 2010) (via gresh)
Ah, my sentiments exactly.
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Streetlight Manifesto - Here's to Life
My contribution to the memory of the departed J.D. Salinger, who’s works I have never read:
How did Camus really die that night? Were they right? When he died was it really his time? Or was it suicide? And Holden Caulfield is a friend of mine We go drinking from time to time and I find, it gets harder every time Back Off! You’re out on the street again Don’t you stop! ...
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lefan:
yosamanthrax:
Whenever someone asks me how I’m doing, my response is now “Feeling good, feeling great, how are you?”
try “i’ve been worse.” it’s neutral and adds a bit of mystery.
”Can’t complain” to which the response, that is if I don’t already add it is, “What good would it do anyways?” and then we all laugh like it’s the first time we’ve ever said it.
I...
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Drinks to be served at a literary bar
theneilshow:
booyahgrandma:
pterodactyls:
Tequila Mockingbird
Cat on a Sloe Gin Roof
Brandy My Heart at Wounded Knee
And Then There Was Rum
Sense and Absinthability
Gin Hamlet on the Rocks
Whiskey the Pooh (for the children!)
The Twilight Saga: New Moonshine (for YA!)
Oh man, I know i can think of some good ones… think Neil think…
Henry the Fifth of Vodka
The Jungle…Juice
Um…
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Is it problematic that I'm complaining how I can...
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iPad? Apple delves into the feminine hygiene...
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WHO THE FUCK CARES? NONE OF YOU ARE GONNA BE...
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Marvel Comics' 'heroes will be heroes again' →
comicbooks:
“Heroes will be heroes again,” says Marvel editor in chief Joe Quesada. “They’ve gone through hell and they’re back to being good guys — a throwback to the early days of the Marvel Universe, with more of a swashbuckling feel.”
The change begins with a relaunch of Avengers #1, which will reunite Iron Man, a reborn Captain America and Thor as comrades rather than foes.
So...
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thewass: “man you ARE addicted to tumblr. you post there rather than talk to me. asshat.” theneilshow: “yeah its true.”
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Dream
I had a dream that I went to a fundraising bake sale that Sarah Palin was holding in support of anti-choice legislation.
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Contact lenses produce trash, but their... →
lefan:
Let’s start by estimating the amount of plastic that goes into a pair of contact lenses and a pair of eyeglasses. According to data collected in the early 2000s by Eurolens Research, an industry consulting group based at Britain’s University of Manchester, a single pair of soft contact lenses weighs about 25 milligrams after it has been dehydrated. Twenty-six pairs of your biweekly...
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Netflix Queue
adammcdowell:
What should I add to my Netflix queue? I just reactivated my account.
And how do I make this an answerable question?
Put a question mark in the subject and an option to make it a question will appear on the right.
This is England
Kitchen Stories
The Seventh Seal
Seven Samurai
Punisher: War Zone
Duck, You Sucker
Taxi Driver
This American Life (Season 2)
A lot of these...
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MIDWEST MAYHEM!!! (via Vimeo)
So this is a mixed bag edit considering the whole night was pretty entertaining, but you can see me at the very beginning looking non-plussed.
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All who want an explanation of the world of walk... →
Questo of The Roots explains the Walk-on song and a little bit about the music business in general.
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Meme: Reblog and cleverly insert your dog's name...
Frutiger: The Fast and the Frutigerious
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U.S. Sen. Feingold: Statement in response to the... →
It is important to note that the decision does not affect McCain-Feingold’s soft money ban, which will continue to prevent corporate contributions to the political parties from corrupting the political process. But this decision was a terrible mistake. Presented with a relatively narrow legal issue, the Supreme Court chose to roll back laws that have limited the role of corporate money in...
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5 Jokes About The Apparent Eagerness Of Certain... →
1. A Democratic congressman walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” The Democratic congressman whimpers, “You’re right, I’m sorry, I never should’ve come in here, it’s all my fault, boo-hoo, please, bend me over, I’ll do whatever you want because I’m a little punk.” The bartender says, “Jesus Christ, you people are pathetic.”
2. What do you call a dead baby...