January 2011
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December 2010
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Primaries For Palin: State-by-State Voting Guide →
PrimariesForPalin.com aims to nominate Sarah Palin as the Republican presidential candidate by encouraging Democrats and Independents to purposefully vote for her in state primaries. In head-to-head polls with President Barack Obama, Palin consistently fares worse than other possible Republican candidates because of her divisiveness. If Palin is nominated, Obama has a much better chance of...
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TheNeilShow is gone.
I’m hoping through this distance we can stretch our mathematically contrary satisfaction status between the Midwest and East Coast so that we can both be happy at the same time and put the depression right where it belongs: Ohio.
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The constant debate:
Should I go through the hassle of selling my shit on Craigslist?
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You go, "Okay, don't look now but that guy in the...
(via binbons:xfrecklesandtea:uncomfortablydumb)
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nirak: Just a few years ago I was telling people that not to vote is not to have a voice, but I’m feeling more and more apathetic. I just don’t know if our government is capable of producing good results anymore, no matter who runs or wins, because corporations are the ones that really make the decisions anyway. They write the laws, they “inform” the policies, they control what we see, who we...
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“I’m perty sure that the most annoying/insane bike shop customer is Jesus...”
– Stiffytruck (via Tarck Bike)
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Apparently the cool new thing for kids to do it...
mar-see-ah: I woke up to six new follower emails. Quite a few for me. But my number had remained the same. So I checked my list of followers and none of the overnight people were on it.
That’s just dumb, kids. I’m certainly not going to “follow back” a bunch of punks trying to game the system.
yaldabaoth: WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY TEENAGERS GET OFF MY LAWN
I thought this was part of the battle...
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Obama disallows discrimination in the army; allows... →
It should be called Nyet Neutrality.
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“Does this mean Mrs. Clinton can finally … Join the Marines?”
– Rush Limbaugh on DADT (via yaldabaoth:aatombomb)
No, but it does mean that Meghan McCain* can.
*John McCain’s rumored lesbian daughter. And speaking of which, I just found out that it’s only been rumored that she’s a lesbian, but everybody treats it as fact.
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It's a total lunar eclipse of the heart.
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True Art Is Angsty →
Oh man, this is totally me.
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Puppy update
rrrick: As promised for you puppy lovers, I’m updating on my efforts to adopt Crystal the Pistol. So I have been thinking about her non-stop for 2 days now. I woke up and sent another email to the adoption agent letting her know how much I wanted her. She called me back and she’s sending someone to check out the house to make sure it’s puppy satisfactory. Hopefully I’ll be on the road to go pick...
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In Brenda Lee's "Walking Around the Christmas...
“…maybe we’ll have some fuckin’ pie or do some carroling?”
smutandeggs asked: So, you're single now. Here are some unsolicited advice from a little lady who's had quite a bit of experience.
Masturbate. Often.
Smack as many asses as you can get away with.
Smile. It makes all men sexy.
See you January 8th!
Masturbate. Often.
Smack as many asses as you can get away with.
Smile. It makes all men sexy.
See you January 8th!
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