February 2012
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i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like...
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I SAW GHOST RIDER 2 THIS WEEKEND
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dailybez:
Thought I’d share the closing credits since these guys will be sweeping the Oscars in 2013:
Writers: Two 14 year old skater boys from the Philly ‘burbs
Director: No one
Music Supervisor: Skrillex’ iPod on shuffle
Casting: Yahoo Answers
Hair/Makeup: A meth addict
Can’t wait to see it.
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The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
This is absolutely, horrifically overwhelming.
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Tumblr! I need your help →
idontgetrunnershigh: My local running store is giving away a free pair of running shoes to who ever has the most likes on their reason why they run. It seems to be down to me and another runner. My story is that after running my first marathon I went in for physical therapy on my hip. I reconnected with a beautiful girl from High School and convinced her to run the 2009 Chicago Marathon. We...
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We only talk once a year, and this is what we talk...
orangpendeck: (Xabie's shit literally doesn't stink compared to Grace's)
liltinyfish: I've never gotten used to Fruty's shit. You'd think I'd get acclimated to it. Like, oh yeah, this smells like this.
liltinyfish: But it's surprising every time.
orangpendeck: It's like each successive poop has new and exciting little notes, notes that activate dry heaving like whoa.
liltinyfish: Yeah, it always smells familiar because it's the same food she's eating, but you know it's mixed with whatever subtle hints of kitchen leavings and McDonalds litter she quickly snatched up from walks.
orangpendeck: Right. It's always Acana, but it's Acana laced with "essence of rotting pumpkin detritus from the porch."
orangpendeck: "Eau de Raw Fish and Cat Turd"
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You're welcome, Linda Adams
from Savage Love: HEY, EVERYBODY: You know how Mormons “baptize” dead people who weren’t Mormons—including Holocaust victims—because Mormons believe they have a right to choose Mormonism for the deceased? And you know how the Mormon Church says that being gay is a choice? The same church that doesn’t think you should have a choice about being posthumously baptized? Well, now you can choose...
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karlfun replied to my photo: Taking the “flash” out of flash cards. Making…
I should be doing that for Finnish… I am traveling in a few weeks! When are you heading to Norway?!
I already went. I visited Norway and Sweden late last year, but I am very interested in going back, perhaps for a series of bike tours. I decided to teach myself Norwegian because I was looking for a hobby that I...
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First world problem
citationneeded: Comparison of First World Problems and Third World Problems
Link
“McGriddle’s folds.”
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Bus driver in England jailed for 17 months for... →
I hope he never gets a license again.
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Taco Bell Is About To Debut Its New Doritos Taco... →
nesbittslimesoda: Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM
Oh my god, you guys. As I was seasoning the meat for my enchiladas yesterday I was eating Doritos to stave off the immediate hunger. Then it came to me. Why hasn’t Doritos come out with a Cool Ranch taco seasoning? I mean, they’ve come out with Taco flavored chips. What about chip flavored tacos?
Just yesterday...
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Am I the only person who shouts at their screen...
pie0: “Just thought I’d see how you were lol”
THERE’S NOTHING FUCKING FUNNY ABOUT THAT SENTENCE! ARE YOU REALLY LAUGHING AT THAT STATEMENT?!
Some dictionaries are starting to define “literally” to mean “1) Literally and 2) Not Literally,” because people misuse it so much that it’s come to mean something else.
20 years from now dictionaries will define...
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The new OnMilwaukee.com redesign just launched →
The new OnMilwaukee.com redesign just launched. This is something had a huge part in, so I’m pretty proud of it. There are bugs and some graphics issues should hopefully be cleared up in the coming days (and weeks and longer) but check it out and let me know what you think.
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