23 October 2012
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Campaign Commercial

  • Farmer: (From the driver's seat of pickup truck) I'm an American, and this is a free country.
  • Farmer's daughter: (From the passenger seat) With free education! And free speech!
  • Farmer: That's why I believe in my right...
  • Farmer: (STARTS DIESEL TRUCK)
  • Farmer: ...to drive over every, single, god-damned, Republican campaign sign I see.
  • Farmer: (CAMERA PANS ALONG WITH TRUCK AS IT STARTS TO MOVE. PAN OUT AS TRUCK SMASHES THROUGH A 4' x 8' "LYNN JENKINS" HIGHWAY SIGN.)
  • Farmer's daughter: Be sure to vote this November!
  • Narrator: Paid for by the Committee to Smash All of Lynn Jenkins' Campaign Materials
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